Stinky and the Coq d'Or

By Peter Grant

Comedy & satire | eBook


Stinky has the choice of losing his career or Eddie’s esteem in “Stinky and the Coq d’Or.” He’s charged with awarding a prize to the “Most Inappropriate” entry at a local arts festival and discovers that when an artist goes off his meds, tastelessness has no limits. Will he save his career and walk past a tent brimming with the most inappropriate canvases ever to be touched by a brush? If he saves his career can he save Eddie’s esteem? Would Beethoven really do something that nasty with his ear trumpet? Read on. Special bonus story: “‘Tis the Season to be Stinky” Will Stinky ever learn to stick to Diet Coke when attentive servers hover near his bent elbow? Not in this short, short tale. A crowded holiday brawl isn’t much fun when the boys are targeted by belles wanting to be jingled. Hideous Christmas sweaters and mangled carols ensue.


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Stinky has the choice of losing his career or Eddie’s esteem in “Stinky and the Coq d’Or.” He’s charged with awarding a prize to the “Most Inappropriate” entry at a local arts festival and discovers that when an artist goes off his meds, tastelessness has no limits. Will he save his career and walk past a tent brimming with the most inappropriate canvases ever to be touched by a brush? If he saves his career can he save Eddie’s esteem? Would Beethoven really do something that nasty with his ear trumpet? Read on. Special bonus story: “‘Tis the Season to be Stinky” Will Stinky ever learn to stick to Diet Coke when attentive servers hover near his bent elbow? Not in this short, short tale. A crowded holiday brawl isn’t much fun when the boys are targeted by belles wanting to be jingled....


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Peter Grant once found himself at a bash so crowded he found himself trapped in the kitchen and munched on biscuits he found on top of the fridge. "Don't eat those," the host said with alarm. "Not for the party?" "They're for the dog." From this seed the tale of a crowded party grew. As for As for Maria singing "The Hills are Alive" as she's ravaged by a mountain troll, that never happened.



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